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   messageicon This girl rang me up one time, she says "come over, nobody is home", I went over, no one was home!
←Rate | 08-14-2010 00:06 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon People laugh because I'm different, I laugh because they're al the same
←Rate | 06-09-2010 23:52 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon . Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men ... woman
←Rate | 10-16-2010 14:17 by @seddy90 Comments (1)  

   messageicon In a world without walls and fences - who needs Windows and Gates?
←Rate | 10-16-2010 00:16 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's the quickest way to lose 190 pound of ugly fat ? Divorce him
←Rate | 10-16-2010 09:00 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon from the moment I saw u, I wanted 2b inside u, The way you smell, The way ur tongue feels, The way you tighten n loosen.....mmmm new shoes
←Rate | 11-08-2010 02:21 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence
←Rate | 06-08-2010 14:04 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Has anybody ever enjoyed moving ever? I now hate our mattress.
←Rate | 07-03-2010 09:22 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The ONLY 2 acceptable excuses a man can't spend time with his child is if he's DEAD or IN JAIL, Happy Father's Day
←Rate | 06-16-2013 01:58 by @seddy90 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a "built"?
←Rate | 07-02-2010 10:44 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The only reason he had a child is so that he can meet babysitters
←Rate | 10-23-2010 01:11 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Appearances can be deceiving - a dollar bill looks the same as it did twenty-five years ago.
←Rate | 07-06-2010 15:07 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car!
←Rate | 08-24-2010 04:51 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Anger is one letter short of danger.
←Rate | 09-12-2010 11:28 by @sEddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
←Rate | 09-12-2010 08:24 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wonders if a cow from china would understand a cow from the US or do they moo different languages?
←Rate | 10-26-2010 21:56 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I never figured "HECK" is a combination of Hell and Fcuuk.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 10:47 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, lady, well, shame on Lionel Richie.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 23:08 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon BOSS: Built On Self Success.
←Rate | 05-27-2012 16:13 by @Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Goku had died and been ressurrected so many times it would make a Hindu dizzy.
←Rate | 04-29-2012 15:06 by @Seddy90 Comments (0)  

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