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   messageicon Telling someone that you're going to bed, When you're actually not, and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/Twitter.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 00:28 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon After exercising I always eat a Pizza. Just Kidding, I don't exercise !!
←Rate | 09-13-2012 00:03 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I went for a run tonight. Sure, it was a beer run, but I was sweating...
←Rate | 01-29-2012 15:39 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Teacher: "I am beautiful, which tense is this?" Me: "Obviously the past...”
←Rate | 10-26-2011 21:50 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't think I've ever heard a car alarm go off for a legit reason..
←Rate | 01-17-2012 23:32 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Lets run away together ... LOL, jk I have asthma!
←Rate | 10-21-2011 20:23 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mr. Krabs needs to get a DNA test on Pearl.
←Rate | 11-27-2011 13:34 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I'm still awesome either way. So who cares?
←Rate | 11-01-2011 23:20 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon No one eats chocolate in tiny orgasmic bites like the women in the commercials. You shove it in your face hole as fast as you can, then cry.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 01:28 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't always eat what is right. Sometimes I eat what is left.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 23:09 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Admit it, Once in your life, you've tried to guess someone's password but failed
←Rate | 11-09-2011 23:49 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Halloween isn't really that different than any other day.. everyone's still pretending to be someone or something their not.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 00:42 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Guy: I love u. Girl: Aww really? Boy: Yep, Its my favorite vowel.
←Rate | 10-25-2011 02:09 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate when I see the skinniest people at the gym, Why are you there, YOU WON ALREADY!
←Rate | 12-31-2011 00:54 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Be good to yourself because the longest relationship you will ever have in life is with yourself.
←Rate | 12-05-2011 11:18 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know you're irritated when somebody tells you to "have a nice day" and you respond with, "Don't tell me what to do!" -__-
←Rate | 11-20-2011 16:37 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I was stranded on a desert island & could only bring 1 thing, I would bring Dora. That b!tch has everything in her backpack
←Rate | 01-19-2012 23:32 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon While someone is speaking to me, 80% of my inner dialogue is just wondering if my face looks interested
←Rate | 10-23-2011 17:00 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I wave at you, you better wave back and not make me look stupid!
←Rate | 10-28-2011 00:49 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Changing a whole text because you didn't know how to spell one word.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 01:24 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

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