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   messageicon Telling someone that you're going to bed, When you're actually not, and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/Twitter.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 00:28 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon After exercising I always eat a Pizza. Just Kidding, I don't exercise !!
←Rate | 09-13-2012 00:03 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went for a run tonight. Sure, it was a beer run, but I was sweating...
←Rate | 01-29-2012 15:39 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teacher: "I am beautiful, which tense is this?" Me: "Obviously the past...”
←Rate | 10-26-2011 21:50 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't think I've ever heard a car alarm go off for a legit reason..
←Rate | 01-17-2012 23:32 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lets run away together ... LOL, jk I have asthma!
←Rate | 10-21-2011 20:23 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mr. Krabs needs to get a DNA test on Pearl.
←Rate | 11-27-2011 13:34 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I'm still awesome either way. So who cares?
←Rate | 11-01-2011 23:20 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't always eat what is right. Sometimes I eat what is left.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 23:09 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Admit it, Once in your life, you've tried to guess someone's password but failed
←Rate | 11-09-2011 23:49 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Halloween isn't really that different than any other day.. everyone's still pretending to be someone or something their not.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 00:42 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guy: I love u. Girl: Aww really? Boy: Yep, Its my favorite vowel.
←Rate | 10-25-2011 02:09 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I see the skinniest people at the gym, Why are you there, YOU WON ALREADY!
←Rate | 12-31-2011 00:54 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be good to yourself because the longest relationship you will ever have in life is with yourself.
←Rate | 12-05-2011 11:18 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're irritated when somebody tells you to "have a nice day" and you respond with, "Don't tell me what to do!" -__-
←Rate | 11-20-2011 16:37 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I was stranded on a desert island & could only bring 1 thing, I would bring Dora. That b!tch has everything in her backpack
←Rate | 01-19-2012 23:32 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon While someone is speaking to me, 80% of my inner dialogue is just wondering if my face looks interested
←Rate | 10-23-2011 17:00 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I wave at you, you better wave back and not make me look stupid!
←Rate | 10-28-2011 00:49 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Changing a whole text because you didn't know how to spell one word.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 01:24 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will do anything humanly possible to reach the remote without getting up..
←Rate | 11-10-2011 19:54 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  




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