anonymous Funny Status Messages

   wondering why retarded people are blissful

   can see Alaska from hisher house

   on the limits of not going so well

   elevated to the point of reversing gravity

   ROTFLMAOASTC

   When I was a kid I used to trick the tooth fairy with kidney stones

   watching paint dry

   what's for dinner

   in your mum's extended network.

   It's bad enough that my dog picked one of the most congested streets to take a sh*t, but he had to do it in the middle of the sidewalk while people stared. Psh, puppies.

   disobeyed orders

   has a confirmed case of Swine Flu....it was spotted when his tail began to curl.!!

   thinks webbed feet are a huge turn-on.

   angry,she caught Chlamydia from a bicycle seat

   Gone on a vacation with Satan

   was denied adoption of a baby boy from Malawi =(

   hitting you one more time baby.

   calculating the square root of tomorrow

   going to DEFCON 4

   just plain lucky *