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   messageicon All this spending on Black Friday! Y'all better pay that electric bill first, or next Friday will be Black Friday too
←Rate | 11-24-2016 18:31 Comments (1)  

   messageicon So you're going to the Black Friday sales? Didn't you say you were thankful for everything you had yesterday?
←Rate | 11-25-2016 06:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample ovee others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
←Rate | 11-25-2016 09:24 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon I saved $983.54 on Black Friday. I stayed home watched TV and didn't shop.
←Rate | 11-25-2016 17:25 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's national turkey club sandwich Friday. . .
←Rate | 11-25-2016 18:00 by JAB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do white supremacists shop on Black Friday?
←Rate | 11-26-2016 19:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing ruins a Friday quicker than having to work the weekend. too.
←Rate | 12-02-2016 13:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching Friday the 13th. A load of awful make-up, on brain-dead zombies. Hang on. Sorry, wrong channel that was "The View".
←Rate | 01-13-2017 11:09 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Most immigrants still have a lot to learn about America. Like, if you're going to take a day off, take Friday, not Thursday...
←Rate | 02-17-2017 15:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you ask me, every Friday is a Good Friday.
←Rate | 04-14-2017 11:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fun At The Office Tip: Eat an Easter egg on the Friday after Easter, then wait for the employees to start an office pool named, "What crawled up your a$$ and died?"
←Rate | 04-17-2017 10:52 by Mick Comments (0)  

   messageicon Short term goal, today get past annoying Monday and Monday's close friends, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday before hanging out with Friday and Friday's hot friends Saturday and Sunday.
←Rate | 06-26-2017 06:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Friday" is an old Indian word that means "Just two more days until Monday."
←Rate | 10-13-2017 06:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I know what you did last Friday the 13th.
←Rate | 10-13-2017 18:44 by Broski Comments (0)  

   messageicon How is Monday the 13th not as scary as Friday the 13th?!
←Rate | 11-13-2017 01:56 by Cowden Comments (0)  

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