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I heard that if you sneak into the new twilight movie and blast justin bieber, the combination impregnates everyone.
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07-01-2010 17:38 by
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Happiness is spelled C-A-S-H
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07-10-2010 17:29 by
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It rubs the iPad on its skin or else it gets the Kindle again.
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05-03-2010 17:30 by
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was thrown out of a casino for misunderstanding the use of a crap table.
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04-22-2010 19:38 by
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Alcohol doesn't solve your problems…Neither does milk.
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04-30-2010 01:25 by
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Somebody make her a dude so I can punch her!!
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05-14-2010 18:58 by
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How can this census data be relevant when it doesn't ask whether I have a Palm Pre or an iPhone?
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04-19-2010 18:21 by
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BREAKING NBA NEWS: LeBron James has decided to go with Team Jacob
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07-02-2010 18:52 by
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Reminder: Buy low and sell high... Unless it's Pot... Then you're buying and selling high...
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04-22-2010 17:36 by
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A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster.
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03-23-2010 20:02 by
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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05-21-2010 18:56 by
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I'm petitioning Crayola to replace the "burnt orange" crayon with "burnt snooki"
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05-20-2010 16:38 by
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Attn BP: When this is all over, will the Gulf of Mexico be regular, midgrade or premium?
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07-14-2010 21:38 by
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Just saw a girl in a regular wheelchair holding onto her boyfriend's motorized wheelchair. Dude, she's totally using you!!
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07-11-2010 11:55 by
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I used to live in a residential building until a few hookers moved in on the 3rd floor - now it's a commercial building...
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04-16-2010 20:10 by
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Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.
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04-06-2010 20:39 by
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Dear Life, You have some explaining to do...
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06-17-2010 18:57 by
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I can buy my own sugar. What I need is an insurance mama...
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07-06-2010 17:08 by
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It feels good not to have any feelings.
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07-08-2010 19:13 by
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When filling out Hello My Name Is name tags, I always put a question mark after my name
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07-14-2010 21:39 by
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