anonymous Funny Status Messages

   the heebie da ba jeebies!

   walking away

   to read directions to cook ramen noodles.

   For Sale: 24 pedigree pigeons, call 0161 123 1234 and ask for Tyrone......

   playing a Rusty Trombone

   taking the "What color are you?" quiz and the result is: Who gives a Toss!!!!

   throwing away happy tissues

   "likes it when people call him ""kitten"" "

   not suitable for children!!!!!

   out of beta, and is releasing on time

   hates the status quo.

   spreading some positive molecules

   sells seashells by the seashore

   "sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't "

   having it her way

   celebating....aaaaaah! crap I forgot an R! I am celebrating

   what? sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me not giving a f***.

   Hello world

   I have to admit, I am a Creationist- I believe God was created by man.

   writing a list and checking it twice