Eddy Funny Status Messages

   if I hang bat stuff all over my "man cave", will I have a "bat man cave"? .....Alfred, get me a drink

   spoon + fork = spork whisk + knife = wife ....they can stir things up & kill you

   Easter is coming up soon. the parents with multiple kids are kinda lucky......you'll have more than 1 chocolate bunny in the refrigerator & we know they like to reproduce.....never-ending supply of chocolate

   i hear bieber is expecting a kid...i wonder when justin's due date is

   a lot of women stick their cell phone in their bra now days....i guess that makes it an "over the shoulder phone holder"

   if anyone is still shopping for Christmas gifts, this week is "procrastinator's week"

   this morning Bieber was on the Today show doing a concert in the rain...does that kid ever wear his rain coat?...sure would have prevented that pregnancy

   MAY the FOURTH be with you

   Tom Anderson uses Facebook so I wonder if Mark Zuckerberg uses Google+

   It's so cold now, when I turn on Netflix I call it "Netflix & get chilled"

   an OK meal...spaghetti O's & Special K

   seems like they'd have an app for the smart phones & tablets where you can just write down important things for the ppl that forget stuff.....on the ipad & iphone they can call it "iforget"

   if the brown delivery truck is UPS,why doesnt FEDEX change their name to DOWNS since they are their opposing company?

   the weatherman is predicting some frosted flakes in the morning...he better mean breakfast

   when the doctor tells me to start eating light does he mean I should start drinking a miller lite with every meal?

   always a man drinking a Crush on a Monday.....never a man crush Monday

   remember guys...try to keep her as a love bird...dont do anything to make her an angry bird

   I have "plan B" dates....everytime I make the plans, my date wants to abort & not go through with it

   Did you know Adam & Eve had the 1st computer? ...it was an Apple with 1 byte

   my science teacher said living things are made up of cells so why don't we call our lovers our "cell mates"?