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   messageicon wants to be a millionaire.
←Rate | 04-25-2009 20:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hitting you one more time baby.
←Rate | 04-25-2009 20:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon looks life a flower but stings like a bee.
←Rate | 04-25-2009 21:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon celebating....aaaaaah! crap I forgot an R! I am celebrating
←Rate | 04-25-2009 23:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon your father smells of elder berries
←Rate | 04-26-2009 00:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going over his plans for world domination and all those who have crossed him in the past will be unmercifully slaughtered....have a great day!!
←Rate | 04-26-2009 09:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 100 percent natural
←Rate | 04-26-2009 18:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing musical electric chairs
←Rate | 04-26-2009 19:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has a confirmed case of Swine Flu....it was spotted when his tail began to curl.!!
←Rate | 04-26-2009 20:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thought I saw a puddy cat!
←Rate | 04-26-2009 20:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon lets party like its 2012....oh wait...
←Rate | 04-26-2009 20:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the future isn't quite what it used to be
←Rate | 04-27-2009 09:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders what would happen if he was scared half to death....twice??
←Rate | 04-27-2009 20:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not a complete idiot, some pieces are missing!
←Rate | 04-27-2009 22:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the way it used to be.
←Rate | 04-28-2009 05:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go!
←Rate | 04-28-2009 13:18 Comments (8)  


   messageicon life sucks (mood:optimistic)
←Rate | 04-28-2009 20:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Out playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Damn he's good!
←Rate | 04-28-2009 21:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just hung up with the muffin man. he said he's feeling crummy
←Rate | 04-28-2009 21:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hosting a naked twister sausage party. $5.00 @ the door. Food stamps accepted as usual!
←Rate | 04-28-2009 22:12 Comments (0)  




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