anonymous Funny Status Messages

   regretting all their wasted time on my space

   pondering why in the hell people type so much in their status box

   doesn't want to grow up.... he's a Toys R' Us kid!

   everywhere that's anywhere

   your father smells of elder berries

   "now available in all stores. Side effects include: unusual bleeding or bruising, nausea and death."

   "would like ""Bailouts for millionaires"" for 700 billion, Alex. "

   training for his fight with Apollo Creed

   in trouble for moving all the bibles to the fiction section at Barnes 'N Noble

   life sucks (mood:optimistic)

   would so kill herself if she believed in reincarnation.

   never been called a Space Cowboy.

   making a list and checking it twice

   like that and that's the way it is

   "so adjective, he verbs nouns"

   holding the world for ransom

   fortified with 8 vitamins and minerals

   FUBAR

   reading the first 100 pages of the Economic Stimulus Plan!

   if I'm ever abducted by a group of hostile aliens and they demand to see my leader; I think I'll show them my wife