nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   the next time someone says nothing is impossible tell them to try and dribble a football.

   the next time someone says nothing is impossible tell them to try dribbling a football

   not only is band not a sport, it's just stupid. honestly. I want to watch football not freaks dressed up in some of the gayest costumes ever prance around the field

   wishes Jimmy Football was more like Billy Mays-DEAD!

   Fantasy football is about as close as most men will ever get to being a professional athlete.