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   messageicon I'm so gangster, I don't even send an error report to Microsoft when Internet Explorer unexpectedly quits. Snitches get Stitches.
←Rate | 09-25-2011 11:53 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember, they're laughing with you, not at you. They're only pointing at you so you know who they're laughing with.
←Rate | 09-19-2011 19:54 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got fired from SuperCuts for suggesting we change our name to 'Shut the hell up. You're at the Mall. What did you Expect?''
←Rate | 09-19-2011 19:21 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if one day somebody will ever come and knock on my door and tell me “Hey we have 7 mutual friends in facebook", Can I come in?
←Rate | 09-18-2011 10:10 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Colonel Gaddafi: If you are going to use human shields to protect yourself from rebel attacks....May I suggest using Snookie, Justin Bieber, Casey Anthony and the Octomom
←Rate | 09-03-2011 19:13 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's an original idea: Invent a mirror that reflects the way others see you so you won't be blinded by your opinion of your reflection
←Rate | 08-28-2011 16:18 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know it's getting bad when the voices in your head start texting you
←Rate | 08-28-2011 09:56 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have Attention Deficit Disorder. I get distracted easily because my head..... SHOULDERS, KNEES, AND TOES!! KNEES AND TOES!!
←Rate | 08-21-2011 09:12 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got kicked out the pool today,apperently the breaststroke isn't what I thought it was
←Rate | 08-19-2011 16:39 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most powerful microscope can see the diameter of a hydrogen atom. If you look through that you still couldn't see how little I care about your drama
←Rate | 08-18-2011 16:28 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know how anybody gets attacked by sharks...As soon as I heard that first, "Dun, Dun." I'd be out of there.
←Rate | 08-17-2011 18:52 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon A crazy woman tried to chase down my car as I left Walmart. Maybe it was the previous owner. She looked a lot like the baby in the backseat
←Rate | 08-13-2011 17:42 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I told you officer, I cut the ass out of the gorilla suit because they don't sell baboon costumes....I don't know who crapped on your car.
←Rate | 08-13-2011 10:15 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had..
←Rate | 08-07-2011 10:12 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Changing the wording to my previous post doesn't make the previous status any funnier
←Rate | 08-07-2011 10:07 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are many paths On the journey through life, I think I might have chose the psychopath....
←Rate | 08-06-2011 19:49 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon In an emergency, I`d probably write a status about it before calling the police
←Rate | 07-31-2011 10:37 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know your getting older when...At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
←Rate | 07-31-2011 10:07 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish they made Off Clip On Repellent for creepy people at WalMart
←Rate | 05-29-2011 19:23 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  



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