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   messageicon If your Tupperware has "nutrition facts" on the side of the container, you might be a redneck
←Rate | 08-01-2017 01:01 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sure the white house has leaks....it's an old building
←Rate | 08-11-2017 05:48 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon everyone is making a big deal about seeing an eclipse...haven't they sat down in a movie theater before?
←Rate | 08-18-2017 02:44 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon with all these statues getting removed, I'm worried now about asking "the general" about car insurance
←Rate | 08-20-2017 19:04 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon With the way humanity follows directions, I look for a lot of people to need a seeing eye dog soon
←Rate | 08-20-2017 19:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought Hurricane Harvey was the miss Universe thing
←Rate | 08-31-2017 21:31 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon how do sheep get pregnant?...their whole body is made of a sheep skin condom
←Rate | 09-27-2017 04:42 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon It looks like everyone wants Jon Snow to play NFL...he wont bend a knee
←Rate | 09-27-2017 04:48 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon leave it to Hugh Hefner to die on hump day
←Rate | 09-28-2017 19:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lasik surgery is at least $500 to just fix an eye....on wheel of fortune I can buy the I for half that price
←Rate | 10-03-2017 18:29 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Harvey Weinstein & Bill Cosby sit around swapping stories
←Rate | 10-12-2017 07:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon this is a good time to buy the Halloween candy. it makes great stocking stuffers
←Rate | 11-03-2017 18:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon since twitter doubled the length of tweets, does that mean now I double the name? I'm gonna go post a tweet tweet
←Rate | 11-08-2017 23:33 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon those people in the office with the rolling cart full of everyone's mail....they really push the envelope
←Rate | 11-14-2017 20:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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