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   messageicon would be high on Life, but she doesn't want to snort the milk.
←Rate | 04-16-2009 21:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon forgot to stop the Q-tip when their was resistence
←Rate | 04-17-2009 07:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon showing his colleagues your profile and they're all laughing at your picture.
←Rate | 04-17-2009 10:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon changed his profile picture. Now he looks a little less ugly.
←Rate | 04-17-2009 10:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon logged in and saw you logged in.Then I logged off and logged in 2 hours again - you were still logged in.Get A Life!OK yeah I was logged in all this time too.(feel shame)
←Rate | 04-17-2009 10:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I'm ever abducted by a group of hostile and they demand to meet my leader; I think I'll show them my wife
←Rate | 04-17-2009 11:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I'm ever abducted by a group of hostile aliens and they demand to see my leader; I think I'll show them my wife
←Rate | 04-17-2009 11:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon spinning in his new office chair so I am away, now I am back, away again and back.
←Rate | 04-17-2009 22:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon riding the ponies outside of Wallmart be back when I run out of quarters.
←Rate | 04-17-2009 23:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it is wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
←Rate | 04-17-2009 23:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon moving the furniture out of the room because the dog and I are going to breakdance battle...oh it is ON!!!!
←Rate | 04-17-2009 23:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks webbed feet are a huge turn-on.
←Rate | 04-18-2009 22:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon dangerous to your health.
←Rate | 04-19-2009 00:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't want to grow up.... he's a Toys R' Us kid!
←Rate | 04-19-2009 02:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon s eating out.... At home. ;-)
←Rate | 04-19-2009 13:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon disobeyed orders
←Rate | 04-19-2009 15:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to DEFCON 4
←Rate | 04-19-2009 15:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the reason for the tear drops on your guitar
←Rate | 04-19-2009 18:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon would so kill herself if she believed in reincarnation.
←Rate | 04-19-2009 20:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if the people who spend £2 each on those Evian bottles know that backwards it spells Naive..
←Rate | 04-20-2009 16:42 Comments (0)  




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