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   messageicon picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!
←Rate | 04-09-2009 18:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon was denied adoption of a baby boy from Malawi =(
←Rate | 04-09-2009 18:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon on the limits of not going so well
←Rate | 04-09-2009 19:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon trying to convince the parents she is a responsible adult. So far it isn't an easy ride.
←Rate | 04-09-2009 19:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon will be giving a live performance today...shower curtain goes up at 5 exactly so be there.
←Rate | 04-13-2009 06:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ( . )Y( . )
←Rate | 04-13-2009 22:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never Ever Ever Play leap Frog with A Unicorn
←Rate | 04-14-2009 06:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon available in HD.....highly demented!!!!!
←Rate | 04-14-2009 08:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gone on a vacation with Satan
←Rate | 04-14-2009 09:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not on speaking terms with his liver
←Rate | 04-14-2009 09:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon asks, "What do you get when you cross ketchup with wasabi? WASSUP!"
←Rate | 04-14-2009 15:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants you to read this status. Keep reading it... There, now I have full control over your mind. Now give me a hot dog!
←Rate | 04-14-2009 15:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't help but notice that fettucini alfredo is just fancy adult speak for macaroni and cheese.
←Rate | 04-14-2009 15:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon n. 1: An intelligent individual. 2: One who writes dictionary definitions of himself in an effort to look intelligent.
←Rate | 04-14-2009 15:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it's pretty stupid that he can't remove his name from the status box here. I mean what kind of guy speaks of himself in third-person anyway? For real...
←Rate | 04-14-2009 15:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon over white knights on horses... Bring on the vampire in the volvo!!!
←Rate | 04-14-2009 17:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not allowed to use metaphors anymore. It's like an applesauce sandwich trying to teabag a Yeti. Know what I mean?
←Rate | 04-15-2009 08:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon angry,she caught Chlamydia from a bicycle seat
←Rate | 04-15-2009 08:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if the I.R.S. will noticed she claimed A.I.G. and Obama's mother-in-law as dependents!
←Rate | 04-16-2009 09:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon making a sex tape and shooting up heroin with Miley Cyrus
←Rate | 04-16-2009 09:28 Comments (0)  




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