urboyblue Funny Status Messages

   Black Friday is all the companies telling you they could sell their products at these prices everyday of the year....kinda reminding of us of how stupid we are and how greedy they are!!

   Mayans lol...and to think MTV started "Punked"!!

   Why can you buy movies at Walmart with nude scenes in them and can't by a CD with cussin??

   I believe if a tree and a woman fall in the woods....the woman still makes the noise!!

   I am either going to hell or the rapture was a hoax!!

   The first time I saw my ex in a thong I had to pay a cover charge....to see that same thong on her today, I would have to pay a surgeon!!

   I went to that "Farmer's Dating" website I saw on TV....why do all the women look like sheep??

   Why is it when women are on their "that time of month" do they have to feel like they have to fly around the room on a broom and beat you with it??

   Manscaping now fully complete!! Waiting on the itching to commence!!

   My neighbor tried...BUT it is impossible to look cool while holding onto a leash attached to a dog who is taking a crap!!

   When a skinny girl always says "I'm fat" do you ever feel like saying you're skinny and you know it but your insecurity is not attractive so a fat girl with confidence makes you look unappealing, so start eating!!

   Just remember foks, when ya ask to borrow someone's phone....nobody takes the newspaper into the bathroom anymore!!

   If I ever get arrested, do I have a good enough friend to come to my house and clear my browseer before they can obtain the search warrant??

   I honestly believe Nancy Grace thinks she can bring Caylee back to life....that or is SHE the one making money off of a lil girl's death?? Think about it!

   Wish MTV would make a show called "16 and mature"

   If you unfriend me or block me on Facebook, that means you would probably just turn your nose up in real life...you're actually doing me a favor!!

   If the world doesn't end on Dec 21 2012....I have a feeling that there will be alot of babies born on Sept 20th 2013!!

   Geez O pete's just legalize marijauna already...just for the simple fact that stoner's won't have anything else to talk about, ever!!

   Women will cost you more money than a drug habit, business adventure ect.....matter of fact the reason the v@gina is shaped that way is so you can swipe your credit card thru and be done with it!!

   Justin Beiber on the CMT's is like Rosa Parks at a Klan rally!!