shoesan Funny Status Messages

   wondering why buy grapes with seeds when the convenience of a seedless grape is right there

   We have women in the military, but we don't put them in the front lines. We don't know if they can fight or if they can kill. I think they can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look f

   I get so tired of the same old BS...can't I get a little BS variety?