levon Funny Status Messages

   happy green vomit day!

   since when the hell did the price of apples and razors go up? geez!

   PMS - (Pre Monday Syndrome)

   Wii should make beer pong... tired of losing to my son in all the games HE'S good at

   they just said that the new year's ball weighs 12,000 pounds..... wait, I thought Snookie wasn't in the ball?? wtf

   not sure what's worse.... finding out Darth Vader is your father or remembering that the day before you were trying to f*ck your sister??

   File: Save as, Porn 1 'File name already exists' - Porn 2 'File name already exists' - Porn 3 'File name already exists' fuljaek';*+atxre£ 'File saved'

   Facebook Friends = 427 Friends When I have To Move = 0

   waiting for everyone else to post their birthday message on my buddy's wall so I can cut and paste the one I like best.

   Hello Network Solutions, we have a problem.

   if my plunger could talk... i'd offer it a mint

   if the farmer is in the dell, who's tending the farm?

   thankful for the makers of Lysol

   FOX News is reporting that 19 of those Arkansas birds were members of Al-Qaeda

   they should cast Demi as Ashton's girlfriend and rename the show - 'Two and a half decades older'

   Extreme Makeover is spinning off a new series starring Donald Trump... it's called Extreme Combover

   remembers the days when 'Black Friday' was referred to as 'Colored Friday'

   in the frozen food section at Sam's looking for horny milfs with erect nipples

   thinking about how to integrate the lyrics "walk like an Egyptian" into another unique status update

   doesn't that swirling graphic the weather channels show of Irene look like a sonogram? I keep thinking the whole east coast is pregnant... and 'The Situation' is the father