l Funny Status Messages

   Today's the perfect day for ribs and Salsa music.

   Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others

   Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss.

   Too many Hood guys not enough Good guys.

   "Id rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not"

   "Either Pray Or Worry, Don't Do Both"

   I got a fresh loaf of bread now I'm ready for my new years toast.

   Too many hood guys not enough good guys..

   Twitter is the gym membership of the internet

   I'm sweating worse than Patrick Ewing

   whats dumber than being married to your best friend for facebook purposes??????

   Im gonna hang out with everyone who likes this status today

   I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"

   Valentines Day, Aint nobody got time for that!

   you know your cooking sucks when you gotta post todays menu on facebook for it to be appreciated.

   Like this status Ladies and I'll take you to see the Muppets Movie.

   Does the President get time and a half on Presidents Days?

   When you judge someone, it doesn't define who they are, it define who you are.

   If I ain't invited to dinner I could care less about what you made!

   My mother taught me RELIGION. “You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet.”