joe fool Funny Status Messages

   The confetti in times square, I bet that came from Edward Cullen farting.

   you're oddly sophisticated in a paradoxal mannor leaving me in this difficult conundrum. it puzzles me beyond recovery. I spend weeks crying because I cannot liberate myself from this bewildered state. I even began to think that my dog was a large gerbil.

   My phone says it's nippy out. I don't know why it says that but it seems to be true...