greg2missy Funny Status Messages

   This years NBA season so far has been the best one I can ever remember

   With the fuel prices as high as they are, I'm going to be BAD this year and hope Santa brings me COAL!!!

   The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

   I always thought visiting Egypt would be fun. Now I hear it's a RIOT!!

   If the NBA really wanted me to watch, they'd be play Football instead!!

   Tried to watch the World Cup....Why does it sound like there is a pi$$ed off swarm of hornets at every game????

   There are 10 types of people in the world...Those that understand Binary Code and those that do not!!

   I figure there are 3 types of people in this world....Those that can count, and those that cannot!!

   my two buddies walked into a bar, but I ducked

   Am I the only one that flips back and forth like a little kid when I discover 2 radio stations playing the same song?

   Hopefully today I don't have any unknown kids coming to my door with gifts.....Happy Fathers Day anyways......

   I can't believe Razor Companys are making any money.....$40 for 10 blades thet cost $.25 to make???

   Thinking of getting a HUGE TATTOO on my neck....Oh ya, that's a good look!!!

   To all my Facebook Friends.....If you are over 20 years old and know the name to a Justin Bieber OR a Lady Gaga song, PLEASE Delete me as a friend....I don't think I wanna be friends with you!!!

   I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

   Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.....With a Hot Blonde and Winning Lottery Ticket!!.....DAMN!!! Didn't work again.....

   Call me Goofy...But I will always call "Margarine" "Butter"!!!

   Wish Adam would have spent more than just a rib.....

   Just got the new Payton Manning Bobble Head Doll....But the head won't move!!

   Today I told my car it's okay for it to tell me if it's a transformer. It didn't answer. I assume it's just waiting for the right moment.