Styles Funny Status Messages

   Does Bruce Jenner qualify as a female driver?

   I don't care what President, beef jerky flavor, fruit, car, drink, beer, boat, pop tart, or actor I am supposed to be. I am me, that should be enough....

   So Microsoft buys out Nokia, exactly what is supposed to happen when a dinosaur buys a neanderthal?

   All of the Prophets claim One will come to bring the world together In a new age, I am here