Slickpony Funny Status Messages

   "I used to love her, but I had to kill her" ~~ Guns & Roses celebrating Valentines alone, probably....

   you know....it's been almost two months since Christmas.....I should probably stop ceaselessly referring to my p*nis as the "Pole-her Express"....

   so....my wife is going to start an all-girl punk band....it'll be called Fistful of Midol....Yea, they'll only play for a week each month tho....

   so....I just got a Booty Call from Life....apparently it still wants to keep screwing me.... :(

   "I want you to tongue punch your fart box" ~~ my worst pick-up line ever, probably....