Rob Funny Status Messages

   I now know what that black stuff is between elephants toenails....slow natives.

   the heart of a little boy....on a jar on my desk.

   "Look at the keyboard ... you and I are together, look underneath it says JK."

   Judge me all you want..But don't think I'll give a damn.

   my wife said I need more calcium in my diet.. she then proceeded to knock my teeth down the back of my throat!!!!

   To all the SINGLE MEN, GEEKS and Comic Book Nerds//// You lost out on Feb. 14 Valentine's Day.....You lost out on March 14 Steak and BJ Day ....BUT today is YOUR day....HAPPY PALM SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

   Sooner or later you will see the BIG PICTURE God is painting for your life instead of just the colors He's using at the moment so dont get your panties all up in a knot

   Anyone know how to open a washing machine door from the inside?

   my children are ARE well behaved!! everyone just has high standards

   the doctor said pops has sugar in his urine now we cant stop him from peeing on his cornflakes.