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Gray hair is God's Graffiti.... Then the Big Guy's been scribbling all over my melon like a newbie gang initiate.

←Rate | 01-31-2010 15:18 by Mr Craig Comments (0)

My "Baggage" flies on a broom and smells of brimstone...

←Rate | 03-04-2012 20:56 by Mr Craig Comments (0)

I like my women like I like my coffee...hot and bitter!

←Rate | 03-09-2010 19:52 by Mr Craig Comments (1)

Breaking News: New Chinese TV leaks just enough radiation so you get a gorgeous tan while watching

←Rate | 01-29-2012 10:35 by Mr Craig Comments (0)

Enjoy life and don't think about it. There's nothing we can do but have fun with what time we have.

←Rate | 02-21-2010 01:13 by Mr Craig Comments (0)

she was my cream, and I was her coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something.....

←Rate | 12-02-2009 00:31 by Mr Craig Comments (0)

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

←Rate | 02-20-2010 09:07 by Mr Craig Comments (0)

♫ ♪ ♫♫ He ain't Peyton. ♪ ♫ ♫ He's his Brother ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

←Rate | 02-05-2012 12:05 by Mr Craig Comments (0)

Wife: "I lost 5 pounds this month" Me: "I lose 5 pounds when a take a dump" Wife: Maybe you should take more dumps

←Rate | 12-21-2011 20:51 by Mr Craig Comments (0)

"Pay me now Round Eyes" kinda ruins that delightful happy ending moment

←Rate | 02-05-2012 00:17 by Mr Craig Comments (0)

My wife says I'm "Immature"... just because I snuck up behind her when she was reading her "Romance" novel and made kissing sounds.....

←Rate | 04-21-2012 09:21 by Mr Craig Comments (0)

A snowman is the perfect man. He's very well rounded and comes with his own broom. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.......somewhere else please.

←Rate | 02-20-2010 09:10 by Mr Craig Comments (0)

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