Mahdi H Funny Status Messages

   ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ scratch and you can win free cats for life

   Anytime someone says their going to delete their Facebook remember to ask for goodbye sex first

   An Arab invented the original mechanical clock, which is odd since Arabs are never on time.

   I wonder what normal feels like.

   Inception just umm... my head kind of... I hope this isn't a dream...

   I don't think the other guys like when I try to play footsie in the bathroom stalls

   This status contains no juice.