Charles35 Funny Status Messages

   wonders how many times he should ignore his girlfriend telling him she put her tampon in the wrong hole?

   never shuts the bathroom door. If someone walks in, I say: FINALLY!! Get in here, shut the door, and sit on my lap!! Works every time.

   thinks if you do not have enough regret in your life, try shaving your head while living in Western PA.

   If your dealer runs out of Charlie Cheen, don't let him try to sell you Emilio Estevez.

   checking out Chatroulette and all I'm seeing are a bunch of guys pointing at me - HEY WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S NOT A FINGER!!

   wants to thank Starbucks CEOs for now offering severely addicted customers, like myself, a bathtub-sized cup. Awesome!