BONNIE Funny Status Messages

   S.H.I.T.: So Happy It's Thursday.

   Sometimes a person has to hit rock bottom to realize how low they can actually go.

   Walmart sucks. (The money out of my wallet.)

   My liver is so cute when it's all like... "Oh God!!! someone please help me!"

   Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

   I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.

   It make me happy when I can teach my phone dirty words. T9 b!tch.

   Seriously... Something to do before 2010 is over. Come out of the closet. Everyone's got the gaydar on you already. (It will only hurt a little!) ;)

   WHOOOAAA!!! I smell the strong stench of "MONDAY" brewing!!

   Sometimes I wonder... are Skittles really the color of the rainbow before you open the bag to sunlight?

   I won't get angry at you today... I just learned it's "Be kind to Animals Week"!

   Best three Kings of all time!! Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.

   I'm kinda like pizza - even when I'm bad I'm good!

   Did I just use bacon as a verb?

   Okay, so celebrities usually die in 3's... So far, Dennis Hopper, Gary Coleman... who's next?

   SHOW your true colors... and let people paint a picture of you.

   ROMANTIC IDEA: Buy a packet of glow in the dark stars and stick the stars on the roof above your bed to spell out a message such as "I Love You" When the lights go down, your message will be revealed!