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   messageicon It's scary to think nothing can kill that 0.01% germ.
←Rate | 02-17-2012 00:54 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Are you as bored as I am?" Read that backwards, it still makes sense.
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:30 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon BOY: "Hi" GIRL: "I have a boyfriend" BOY: "I said 'Hi' not suck my d!ck"
←Rate | 06-09-2012 14:14 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't be judgmental. We're all screwed up.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 23:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate when I'm eating cereal and the last 5 pieces are like "Try n' catch me bro!"
←Rate | 01-17-2012 22:55 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon My life will not be complete until I've walked away from an explosion in slow motion
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:28 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm going to open a store next to forever 21 and call it finally 22.
←Rate | 11-10-2011 11:16 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* "Wow, I got down those stairs fast!"
←Rate | 04-19-2012 21:46 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon The single most suspicious thing you can do when someone walks into the room is to minimize your browser
←Rate | 01-19-2012 23:48 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon When i'm available no one texts me. But when i'm busy... BAM! ...still no one texts me !!!
←Rate | 09-12-2012 23:56 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Those cheap-ass pencils with erasers that fu*k up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase.
←Rate | 10-29-2011 22:25 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon If we're in a car and I love the song on the radio and you turn it down to tell me something, please know that I now hate you
←Rate | 11-28-2011 23:21 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's on the board: 2•54/57(7+5/8)²•ab-c³ What teacher sees: 2+2=4 What you see: すきうせちし what you remember: __________
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:48 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I Just Saw two homeless guys hitting eachother with cardboard; PILLOW FIGHT?!
←Rate | 10-28-2011 23:12 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear children, When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster.
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:49 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's funny how I'm afraid of losing you when your not even mine
←Rate | 02-26-2012 23:26 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon When People Say, "When I Was Little I..." And I'm Just Sitting There Awkwardly Like, "I Still Do That"....
←Rate | 10-22-2011 15:10 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I disagree, but I respect your right to be stupid.!
←Rate | 09-12-2012 23:29 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I remember when I was a kid I went on the computer just to use paint. :)
←Rate | 11-11-2011 00:48 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some guy waved to me and then walked up and said, “Sorry, I thought you were someone else.” I said, “I am.”!!!
←Rate | 01-18-2012 00:26 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

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