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I wrote a joke about the short duration of cocaine, in fact the joke itself is a one-liner.
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07-22-2011 16:00 by
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Yesterday I had a religious experience: I was repressed and beaten by a man in a black robe.
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07-10-2011 18:14 by
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A stranger stabs you in the front. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. An enemy stabs you in the back but real friends don't carry knives.
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05-17-2011 01:28 by
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Officer says "Gee, Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?
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02-04-2011 08:49 by
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A necktie functions like a tourniquet, preventing excess blood from entering the head.
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07-22-2011 16:01 by
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Big Boobs makes my ADHD go crazy!
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06-12-2011 18:49 by
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Facts are busily being ground into meat.
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07-10-2011 18:07 by
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Chess Master Plots Brilliant Attack On Wife!
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07-10-2011 18:06 by
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Tattoos: Nothing like a permanent disfigurement to satisfy the whims of fashion.
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07-10-2011 18:15 by
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A good rule for facebook: Friends don't let friends friend non friends.
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