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   messageicon When I am king, you will be first against the wall, With your opinion which is of no consequence at all.
←Rate | 04-17-2010 01:51 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon sick and is therefore listening to The Cure.
←Rate | 04-15-2010 23:51 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon THERE IS A VIRUS SPREADING LIKE WILDFIRE ON FB. DO NOT ACCEPT ANYTHING FROM ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS THAT ASK YOU TO PLAY FARMVILLE. SNOPES JUST CONFIRMED IT WILL CONTROL YOUR LIFE & TURN YOU INTO A LOSER. PLEASE REPOST THIS IN YOUR STATUS.
←Rate | 04-14-2010 00:09 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the sudden stardom of Justin Bieber marks the beginning of the apocalypse.
←Rate | 04-10-2010 23:36 by The Fred Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
←Rate | 04-10-2010 21:34 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon Duct tape - $3.79, Shovel - $29.99, 50 lb. bag of lime - $14.99, Life without you - PRICELESS.
←Rate | 03-31-2010 00:02 by The Fred Comments (0)  


   messageicon I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
←Rate | 03-30-2010 23:56 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hell is Where: the Police are German, the Chefs are British, the Mechanics are French, the Lovers are Swiss and it's all organized by the Italians.
←Rate | 03-28-2010 23:18 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heaven is Where: the Police are British, the Chefs are Italian, the Mechanics are German, the Lovers are French and it's all organized by the Swiss.
←Rate | 03-28-2010 23:18 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tomorrow, I'm gonna write a blog post about procrastination.
←Rate | 03-24-2010 10:18 by The FRED Comments (1)  


   messageicon I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that, cuz I'm modest.
←Rate | 03-24-2010 00:53 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a Blind dude & his dog go for a joyride, who dirves?
←Rate | 03-23-2010 19:51 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon became a fan of not becoming a fan of everything on facebook.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 19:23 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to have no life. Now I have a laptop and Facebook!
←Rate | 03-08-2010 20:21 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be sad, don't be blue, frankenstein was ugly too!
←Rate | 03-08-2010 20:10 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks cocaine is a good way of telling you that you make too much money.
←Rate | 03-08-2010 20:07 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon might be addicted to eBay considering he just spent 6 hours trying to burn the face of Jesus into his toast.
←Rate | 03-08-2010 20:06 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon going bar hoping with Tiger Woods & Ben Roethlisberger.
←Rate | 03-05-2010 19:07 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon Worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere.
←Rate | 02-16-2010 19:55 by The FRED Comments (1)  


   messageicon The hardest part about moving forward is not looking back.
←Rate | 02-16-2010 19:51 by The FRED Comments (0)  




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