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   messageicon The fact that you continue to speak ,although I informed you I'm not listening, puzzles me.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 01:27 by ROB Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know how when you're kissing someone and you want to take them into the bedroom to have sex with them? Yea, well I don't want to do that with you.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 01:22 by rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon robs tip for students #546- Teachers know when you're texting. Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles
←Rate | 12-25-2010 19:37 by rob Comments (1)  


   messageicon Got caught with a beer while driving... Who would have thought they would pull over a schoolbus.
←Rate | 12-20-2010 13:27 by Rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon I now know what that black stuff is between elephants toenails....slow natives.
←Rate | 12-13-2010 13:08 by Rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon that was a sweet lifeguard job till the stupid blue kid got me fired.
←Rate | 12-11-2010 20:02 by rob Comments (1)  


   messageicon the doctor said pops has sugar in his urine now we cant stop him from peeing on his cornflakes.
←Rate | 12-11-2010 16:33 by rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon my wife said I need more calcium in my diet.. she then proceeded to knock my teeth down the back of my throat!!!!
←Rate | 10-19-2009 22:48 by rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon my children are ARE well behaved!! everyone just has high standards
←Rate | 10-19-2009 09:18 by rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon the heart of a little boy....on a jar on my desk.
←Rate | 07-03-2009 12:24 by Rob Comments (0)  



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