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   messageicon got kicked out of bowling tonight for spiking the ball after I made a strike.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 21:46 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes I could search Google for my car keys...
←Rate | 01-20-2011 23:28 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Santa better take me off the naughty list or I will black out the moon on Monday night.
←Rate | 12-19-2010 00:41 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon some days I wake up all ready to take on the world!! Today is NOT one of those days
←Rate | 12-18-2010 08:38 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I tell Santa what I want for Christmas, then I will definately be on the naughty list...
←Rate | 12-17-2010 20:37 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon found out that if you play a Justin Beiber album backwards, you hear satanic messages. What's even worse is, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber...
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:31 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon the font smaller, or am I on acid??
←Rate | 11-03-2010 22:56 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon believes dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 21:46 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking what is this world coming too?... I started to Google "Is it wrong", when Google started to fill in the suggested searches... Ah... well.... disturbing
←Rate | 09-23-2010 20:14 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon can not believe Google.com banned the word 'gullible' from being entered in the search field!
←Rate | 06-02-2010 17:51 by MikeM Comments (0)  



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