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   messageicon God never gives you anything you can't handle and apparently he thinks I can handle a hell of alot.
←Rate | 09-05-2013 15:12 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just threw my clothes away and bought my garbage to the laundry mat
←Rate | 08-10-2013 15:24 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love when I post a status and someone copy's and pastes its and I get 4 thousand likes and they get two.
←Rate | 08-10-2013 08:25 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
←Rate | 07-31-2013 07:02 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sweating worse than Patrick Ewing
←Rate | 07-16-2013 19:21 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon "F hash tags and retweets, 140 characters in these streets"
←Rate | 07-16-2013 16:33 by L Comments (1)  


   messageicon Excuse me Mr Zimmerman I know this isn't the right time but umm.. Who is that chick that sits behind you to the left?!!
←Rate | 07-12-2013 20:19 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to George Zimmerman The great seal of Florida is now burned into my Plasma.
←Rate | 07-10-2013 15:21 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon She's not my girl but I get her to smile
←Rate | 07-09-2013 17:26 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there's left overs... You can't cook.
←Rate | 05-20-2013 18:33 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too many Hood guys not enough Good guys.
←Rate | 05-18-2013 17:27 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today's the perfect day for ribs and Salsa music.
←Rate | 05-12-2013 15:16 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ain't talking about Floyd when I say I love May weather.
←Rate | 05-01-2013 17:56 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jason Collins needs a bubble bath
←Rate | 04-30-2013 18:52 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon This status is dedicated to all the pretty girls and the ugly ones too cause to me your pretty anyway baby.
←Rate | 04-30-2013 18:49 by L Comments (1)  


   messageicon I just bought a Birthday cake. It's not my Birthday, I just wanted cake.
←Rate | 04-20-2013 10:56 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ain't invited to dinner I could care less about what you made!
←Rate | 04-10-2013 22:19 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon My brackets perfect so far, I fill it out after every game.
←Rate | 03-22-2013 17:39 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do I have to add my birthday to your calendar? It's on my page.
←Rate | 03-21-2013 18:08 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon 90% of the time I drop my IPhone because I wanna see a picture horizontal.
←Rate | 02-28-2013 05:14 by L Comments (0)  




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