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   messageicon Whew, I wasn't aware pumpkin carving was that much work. Whatever happened to a couple eyes, a nose and a mouth?
←Rate | 10-18-2010 21:37 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I see a light at the end of the tunnel...Just hopeing it's my friends with a 2 million watt spotlight and not a train....
←Rate | 10-17-2010 14:52 by Jeff Comments (1)  


   messageicon Last night went to a corn maze for the first time ever! It was aMAZEing. I thought it would be CORNy, but we had so much fun. They did have a few STALKers, don't worry, I was all EARS. Had a blast!
←Rate | 10-17-2010 01:15 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon The movie "The Social Network" about facebook earned 9 million dollars in sales Friday night to top all movies. Imagine what they could have done if those veiwers had dates!
←Rate | 10-02-2010 14:22 by Jeff Comments (2)  


   messageicon If whiskey makes you frisky and gin makes you grin, what makes you pregnant? (Two highballs and a Squirt)
←Rate | 09-20-2010 19:43 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blind hookers...ya gotta hand it to em!
←Rate | 09-20-2010 16:02 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I knew Brett Favre was in for a long year when he threw that interception in the Wrangler commercial.
←Rate | 09-20-2010 11:14 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into own hands.
←Rate | 09-17-2010 20:48 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cremation..........think outside the box
←Rate | 09-15-2010 12:59 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man gets on a plane with 6 kids. The flight attendant asks, "Are these your kids?" The man replies, "No, I work for Trojan and these are customer complaints!"
←Rate | 09-15-2010 01:02 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Senior Campbells Soup with.....NEW... larger type alphabet soup letters.
←Rate | 09-14-2010 08:01 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cancel my subscription....I am done with your issues!
←Rate | 09-13-2010 13:21 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon So did anyone ever end up getting Jay-Z a what what?
←Rate | 08-28-2010 12:31 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always feel like a domestic God after watching Hoarders.
←Rate | 08-22-2010 21:55 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every since I bought this shake weight . I'm putting way too much salt on my food!!
←Rate | 08-22-2010 01:26 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm right 97% of the time...so why does my wife always find fault with the other 4% ?
←Rate | 08-21-2010 17:46 by Jeff Comments (14)  


   messageicon Just saved a bunch of money on my Mental Insurance by switching to Psycho!
←Rate | 08-20-2010 21:46 by Jeff Comments (2)  


   messageicon I held the door for a lady at the Post Office because she had a huge box..
←Rate | 08-19-2010 15:20 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the woman at WalMart with all those screaming, unruly kids. I slipped a large box of condoms in your cart when your head was turned. You are so welcome!
←Rate | 08-19-2010 14:22 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just read about a dyslexic cop being fired for operating an IUD checkpoint.
←Rate | 08-18-2010 23:05 by Jeff Comments (0)  




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