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   messageicon The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for half an hour...
←Rate | 12-18-2013 22:37 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Mega Millions jackpot is now up to $586 million. The odds of winning are 1 in 259 million. Those are the same odds of Tony Romo throwing a pass to his own teammate in the fourth quarter.
←Rate | 12-17-2013 16:02 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is all about deciding how much crazy you can live with.
←Rate | 12-16-2013 17:56 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hopefully Kim Jong Un will mistake Dennis Rodman for his other uncle
←Rate | 12-16-2013 16:24 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every family has a relative that they would prefer to keep hidden during the Holidays. If you think your family doesn't have one...Trust me it is YOU!
←Rate | 12-15-2013 17:03 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I hear the Christmas song about "nuts roasting on an open fire" I cringed. My wife plays that song over and over when she's mad at me..... even if it's in July
←Rate | 12-15-2013 13:00 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would be so much more ''festive" if UPS and FEDEX guys dressed as Santa while delivering packages during the holiday season
←Rate | 12-14-2013 22:58 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monopoly has come out with a new version of its board game to commemorate President Obama.....all the properties have half their value and the money has been replaced with foodstamps
←Rate | 12-14-2013 12:11 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kanye West?......I've never heard of her!
←Rate | 12-14-2013 08:30 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow in Egypt! In the dessert! Global warming strikes again!....Al Gore refuses comment
←Rate | 12-13-2013 13:29 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh com'on Kim Jong everyone has a ''funny uncle'' in the family....don't you think the firing squad was a little harsh???
←Rate | 12-13-2013 12:26 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wrap all my Christmas gifts in bubble wrap.....it's like giving two gifts in one!
←Rate | 12-12-2013 15:28 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw 3 Angels walk down a runway wearing thongs...oh sorry it's just The VIctoria Secret Fashion Show
←Rate | 12-10-2013 22:31 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kanye West "Kim fought for her position in society".....Wait Kanye, didn't she obtain her fame because of a video, in the bent over "position?"
←Rate | 12-10-2013 13:23 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever think that just possibly these milk, bread and toilet paper companies are behind these overestimated, hysteria causing weather reports????
←Rate | 12-10-2013 12:11 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Antarctica wind chill today -135 below. Al Gore refuses to comment
←Rate | 12-09-2013 22:18 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kanye West compared being a rapper to BEING AT WAR ."This is like being a police officer or something or like war or something." "You're literally going out to do your job every day knowing that something could happen to you.".No Kanye being an idiot is!
←Rate | 12-09-2013 21:48 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I'll go shovel the "Global Warming" out of the driveway!
←Rate | 12-08-2013 14:31 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most meteorologists are men. That's why when they say you're going to get 8-12 inches of snow, you really only end up getting 4-6 inches.
←Rate | 12-08-2013 11:29 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure today is one of my family members birthday..... I should probably "unblock" them and check.
←Rate | 12-07-2013 15:00 by EF Comments (0)  




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