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   messageicon I'm sorry Febreeze.. I don't believe the commercials where you take the two blindfolded women into a crack house and the kitchen with the decaying meat tray and they smell Yosimte National Park.. :-/
←Rate | 08-23-2011 11:41 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon needs some comfort food.. Oh wait! I ate it already.. :-/
←Rate | 08-05-2011 22:18 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just went to that God wants you to know app.. It said, "Nothing" :-/
←Rate | 07-11-2011 19:21 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when my winks and happy faces are split.. and continued on the next line :-/
←Rate | 06-07-2011 15:00 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon Attention Al Qaeda recruits: Due to recent events, practice on the hand over hand monkeybars will be cancelled indefinitely.
←Rate | 05-08-2011 01:49 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Osama bin Laden... WINNING! .. Yours truly, Charlie Sheen..
←Rate | 05-02-2011 09:02 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon seeing William and Harry all decked out in their uniforms yesterday.. I kept expecting them to break into that Sondheim tune from "Into The Woods" AGONY!
←Rate | 04-30-2011 14:40 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only reason I would want to see Donald Trump elected as president is so we could see what his hair does when he gets off of that big helicopter...
←Rate | 04-30-2011 02:10 by timboss Comments (2)  


   messageicon just caught a glimpse of the supermoon coming from behind the clouds.. It looked like..... the moon!
←Rate | 03-19-2011 23:45 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon People please!! It's not the end of the world. It's just the beginning of a new, glowing, ticking kind of world..
←Rate | 03-18-2011 13:30 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon So what if we find out tha Charlie Sheen has been right all along, and the rest of us have been wrong?
←Rate | 03-08-2011 14:30 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon just turned the news on and they were talking about Justin Beiber getting a haircut. Really? The world is going to hell in a hand basket.. but Justin Beiber got a haircut.. Who gives a rip??
←Rate | 02-23-2011 12:18 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon This just in.. Governor Mary Fallin has just signed legislation naming the penguin as the new State Bird of Oklahoma...
←Rate | 02-09-2011 17:57 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sonny Corleone would still be alive today if he'd had a pike pass.
←Rate | 01-21-2011 14:22 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to the politcal climate in America today, all "Target" stores will be changing their names to "Objective"
←Rate | 01-19-2011 13:48 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I could be as enthusiastic about life as my dog is about the arrival of the mail man..
←Rate | 01-18-2011 13:15 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon just spent my Saturday watching commercials on AMC interupted by 10 minutes segments of movie..
←Rate | 01-15-2011 14:55 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon God made your butt crack up and down because if it were sideways, when you went down a slide it would sound like this bufufufufufufufuublubufubufbufbufbuf
←Rate | 01-15-2011 10:51 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon Back in my day they never shut our school down for snow.. They just moved the school and made us walk further..
←Rate | 01-10-2011 16:00 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes I would have got a new cell phone from Santa this year.. This rotary texting is really a drag.
←Rate | 12-29-2010 20:31 by timboss Comments (0)  




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