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   messageicon Just found out "suns" upside down is still "suns"
←Rate | 06-30-2011 23:14 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (1)  


   messageicon The Weird moment when somebody is cross-eyed and you dont know which eye to look at.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 22:49 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon MySpace and Facebook got a divorce... Looks like Facebook got custody of all the kids.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 22:39 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish we could google how a certain person feels about us.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 08:50 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon ▶Music♩♪♫♬ Volume: ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ █ 100 %
←Rate | 06-28-2011 19:17 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best medicine in the world is a mother's hug
←Rate | 06-21-2011 19:54 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I wasn't drunk!!" "Dude, you were in my pool trying to find Nemo" ·
←Rate | 06-21-2011 19:49 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't wast your time being the one who is always there desperately waiting and being just an option.
←Rate | 06-17-2011 09:39 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon The fact is, whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
←Rate | 06-16-2011 19:25 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretty words aren't always true & true words aren't always pretty.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 21:33 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon This girl in the street yelled to me "OMG!! Your so hot! I want you!!" Its true. You can ask Brad Pitt he was right behind me.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 20:10 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon What goes around comes around. That's what people say. So all the pain you caused me will come back to you someday.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 20:04 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 19:51 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't get them off your mind...then maybe they're supposed to be there.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 19:49 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who say "If I disappeared, no one would notice" are wrong. Anyone who actually saw you vanish would be pretty freaked out.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 19:42 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon try to say the letter `M` without your lips touching.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 19:41 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon there's always that one person who takes a few minutes to get the joke...
←Rate | 06-14-2011 19:39 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Silence is the best answer for all questions" "Smiling is the best reaction in all situations".
←Rate | 06-14-2011 19:36 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon People shouldn't be judged by who they date, what skin color they are, and etc..If they are happy together, then let them live their lives..
←Rate | 06-14-2011 17:58 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Take the chance, live out your dreams, make life better than it seems.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 17:56 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  




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