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   messageicon Any female who tells you she don't suck d*ck is lying; she just ain't sucking your d*ck.
←Rate | 08-16-2011 16:55 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may hate myself in the morning but I'm gonna love you tonight.
←Rate | 08-16-2011 13:43 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are Gay people so sensitive? If you can take a d*ck, surely you can take a joke..
←Rate | 08-16-2011 01:49 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies; don't judge a man on some sh*t that you heard about his past. If you wasn't in it then it's none of your business.
←Rate | 08-15-2011 12:20 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please don't try my patience. I already tried it and it doesn't work.
←Rate | 08-14-2011 12:30 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon She's not a slut, she's just been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup
←Rate | 08-13-2011 12:09 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon " Dude,I wasn't that drunk." "....you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling 'GROW MARIO GROW!'.
←Rate | 08-05-2011 11:03 by No Body Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, easy way to tell if a guy is married? Look into his eyes, if there is any sign of life left, he's single.
←Rate | 07-21-2011 04:41 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon When my phone falls, I panic. When my friend falls, I laugh my a$$ off.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 05:35 by NO BODY Comments (1)  


   messageicon Too many funerals and not enough graduations. Too many baby showers, not enough weddings.
←Rate | 07-13-2011 13:41 by NO BODY Comments (0)  



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