Mr Craig Funny Status Messages

   Does power cleaning the whole house in 6 hours qualify for a medal in the Olympics today? just askin'....

   do you realize that a fine is a tax for doing wrong and a tax is a fine for doing well?

   Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

   believes walking like George Jefferson will burn 1000 calories a day

   Gray hair is God's Graffiti.... Then the Big Guy's been scribbling all over my melon like a newbie gang initiate.

   Gotta [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] to make you Holler

   she was my cream, and I was her coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something.....

   (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~ Smoking Hot!!

   "Good morning...I see the assassins have failed."

   "A minute can seem such a long time . . . depending on which side of the bathroom door your on :)

   *Alarm Clock* (n): An evil device invented by Satan to disrupt the peaceful sleep of otherwise happy folks at a predetermined hour.

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