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   messageicon If I don't clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial.
←Rate | 10-17-2013 21:52 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon i tried to catch some Fog but I Mist
←Rate | 09-26-2013 00:28 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who actually clicks on the "No I am not over 18" links on "adult" pages?
←Rate | 08-30-2013 02:22 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon What would happen if you hired two private investigators to follow each other?
←Rate | 08-10-2013 15:56 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some TV commercials tell us to not try it at home. Where are we suppose to try it? At school?
←Rate | 08-08-2013 02:04 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sure Rome wasn't built in a day but it burnt in a day didn't it?
←Rate | 07-04-2013 21:52 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
←Rate | 07-03-2013 20:08 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks are not?
←Rate | 07-03-2013 14:36 by Luka Comments (1)  


   messageicon Harlem Shake....Off a cliff
←Rate | 07-03-2013 14:29 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Which marketing genius at Trident thought that the Latin word for 'three teeth' would be a good name for a sugarless gum?
←Rate | 07-03-2013 02:10 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come they always announce the reporters as reporting live from the scene? Has any of them reported dead from the scene before?
←Rate | 03-06-2012 14:58 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:12 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:11 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:09 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:03 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:02 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't always make sense but when I do idont
←Rate | 12-25-2011 10:12 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't always finish my sentences but when ido...
←Rate | 12-25-2011 10:10 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's important to have a woman who cooks.2. It's important to have a woman who makes you laugh.3. It's important to have a woman trust you.4. It's important to have a woman that's good in bed.5. Its very important that these 4 women don't know each ot
←Rate | 12-25-2011 10:01 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a guy named David has his ID stolen, do we have to call him Dav?
←Rate | 12-25-2011 09:39 by Luka Comments (0)  




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