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   messageicon I went to a karaoke bar last night that refused to play songs from the 70's. At first I was afraid,I was petrified.
←Rate | 02-08-2017 09:47 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon Episode I of Star Wars is the best of the entire franchise and Jar Jar Binks is probably the greatest character to come from all 6 films
←Rate | 07-20-2015 22:32 by Cicci Comments (1)  

   messageicon True story: one time I said "excuse me" to my own reflection into a glass door headed back into the bar
←Rate | 07-15-2015 21:32 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Twilight is upon me......and so might must fall, that is the way of things. The way of the force." -Yoda
←Rate | 05-24-2015 22:53 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon Harrison Ford was in a plane crash. I hope he was flying "Solo" Eh?
←Rate | 03-05-2015 19:04 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon My New Years resolution is to throw my hands up in the air......but this year I vow to wave them all around like I just don't care..
←Rate | 01-01-2015 15:20 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon My cat will only eat the most expensive cat food out there.....and also lick his own butt hole.
←Rate | 12-14-2014 16:31 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon Kids Say The Darndest Things: Such as "This Puddin' Pop tastes like roofies"
←Rate | 12-03-2014 20:52 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't help but wonder if Bill Cosby's roofies tasted llike a Puddin' Pops.
←Rate | 11-25-2014 22:27 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon I guess you could say it's my own fault for ignoring the words "directed by Tyler Perry"
←Rate | 11-23-2014 22:13 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's been three days since bono's luggage fell from his private jet and he "still hasn't found what he's looking for" Eh?
←Rate | 11-17-2014 23:37 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've always heard to "live everyday like it was your last" but noticed how much people will actually frown upon that kinda lifestyle.
←Rate | 09-29-2014 01:38 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why is it that people who can eat really spicy food think the rest of us give a $hit?
←Rate | 08-16-2014 16:42 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon At 37 years old today I think aim in the "Rocky V" stage of my life. #shouldastoppedafterDrago
←Rate | 07-14-2014 21:57 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon Of course I believe in the Zodiac.... I'm a Leo and I love the movie Titanic...if that's not convincing enough, my grandmother is a cancer.......and she was killed by a giant lobster.
←Rate | 06-19-2014 18:48 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon I went to the doctor for $hits and giggles because I'm pretty sure those two things arent suppose to happen at the same time.
←Rate | 01-25-2014 16:48 by cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon would you say I have anger issues if everytime the "Wendy's girl" comes on I have this urge to rip my tv off the wall and throw it out the window and then run outside and set it on fire?
←Rate | 08-22-2013 23:09 by cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon would you say I have anger issues if everytime the "Wendy's girl" comes on tv I wanna rip my tv off the wall and throw it out on my front lawn and then set fire to it?
←Rate | 08-22-2013 20:25 by cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon I didn't get a chance to check instagram today....does anyone know if the sun set this evening?
←Rate | 08-17-2013 13:34 by cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon things that will never be said #2638: "Boy that Steve Bushemi sure is a good lookin fella"
←Rate | 08-10-2013 11:03 by cicci Comments (0)  

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