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thinks the best thing about telepathy is…I know, right?

←Rate | 03-05-2011 14:56 by Charles35 Comments (0)

wants to thank Starbucks CEOs for now offering severely addicted customers, like myself, a bathtub-sized cup. Awesome!

←Rate | 03-05-2011 14:36 by Charles35 Comments (0)

wonders how many times he should ignore his girlfriend telling him she put her tampon in the wrong hole?

←Rate | 03-05-2011 14:34 by Charles35 Comments (0)

doesn't get drunk - I get awesome!

←Rate | 03-05-2011 14:26 by Charles35 Comments (0)

took the red pill and woke up broke in Vegas. Thanks Morpheus.

←Rate | 03-05-2011 14:25 by Charles35 Comments (0)

Apparently, saying "grande" in a non-Starbucks coffee shop is like shouting the wrong name during sex.

←Rate | 03-05-2011 14:22 by Charles35 Comments (0)

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