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   messageicon Whenever I lock my car, I always press the remote lock button twice in a row to let all nearby thieves know that I MEAN BUSINESS.
←Rate | 10-07-2014 21:00 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Covers on, too hot. Covers off, too cold. One foot out would probably be ok, but I don't wanna be dragged from bed 'paranormal-activity' style..
←Rate | 10-07-2014 20:58 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Praying that Jennifer Lawrence's hacker did not find my secret selfies...
←Rate | 09-02-2014 20:03 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon When life hands you pig hooves and horse gums, make hot dogs.
←Rate | 04-04-2014 20:10 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want my hour of sleep back.
←Rate | 03-10-2014 19:45 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fact: Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than meat-eaters. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, baconless, cheeseburgerless, meatless years.
←Rate | 12-10-2013 20:31 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is just better when you're laughing.
←Rate | 10-27-2013 13:02 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
←Rate | 10-27-2013 12:41 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to Facebook, Jackie Chan has died 486 times. I must admit that is a rather incredible stunt...
←Rate | 10-23-2013 20:15 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Hulk just texted me a picture of a zucchini, I think?
←Rate | 08-04-2013 12:53 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop screaming, lady. All I said was 'this is how pornos start'. It's just elevator talk.
←Rate | 07-15-2013 08:40 by Bobo The Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wine is a fruit, right?!
←Rate | 07-13-2013 20:09 by Bobo The Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon NEWS FLASH....CORDUROY PILLOW MAKES HEADLINES!!!!
←Rate | 04-24-2013 13:10 by Bobo The Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Unless life also hands you water and sugar, that lemonade is gonna suck.
←Rate | 10-06-2012 13:05 by Bobo The Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I could have sworn I heard a chorus of a thousand tiny voices rising up from the shower drain to wish me a Happy Fathers Day.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 09:44 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend until the acid wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Walmart parking lot.
←Rate | 06-11-2012 07:17 by Bobo The Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon May the 4th be with you. To celebrate I just put a C-3PO action figure in my bum.
←Rate | 05-04-2012 10:34 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jessica Simpson has already taught her daughter everything she knows.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 11:55 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only yoga stretch I have perfected is the yawn.
←Rate | 09-13-2011 12:05 by Bobo The Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you love a balloon, set it free. If it comes back to you, it probably wasn't a balloon.
←Rate | 08-20-2011 11:07 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  




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