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   messageicon The Skort, skirt in the front, shorts in the back; it's like a mullet for your ass
←Rate | 10-13-2010 16:08 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants.
←Rate | 10-10-2010 13:31 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon ink I am gonna celebrate Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I'll invite everyone in my neighborhood to my house, have an enormous feast, and then kill them and take their land. Happy Thanksgiving CANADA!!
←Rate | 10-10-2010 13:29 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone changes their relationship status to "It's complicated." it always means that they don't know which hand to use...
←Rate | 10-08-2010 17:03 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that time flies when you're having a drunken blackout.
←Rate | 10-08-2010 16:57 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If she fu@ks like she complains, you're in for a treat!!
←Rate | 10-08-2010 16:55 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between a bottle and puberty?? .........A bottle has already hit Justin Bieber!!
←Rate | 10-07-2010 17:24 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon just kissed my man, stepped outside, closed my eyes, took a deep breath of fresh air, sipped my coffee, looked up, waved to neighbor, perfect morning! What could go wrong? Crap! forgot to put pants on!
←Rate | 10-04-2010 15:00 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going to look for the meaning of life, first place I'm gunna check is this bottle of vodka
←Rate | 10-03-2010 12:33 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not fat, I'm kidnap proof
←Rate | 10-01-2010 11:17 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, pay attention ... sperm is made up of anger, stress, and anxiety ... best way to keep a man happy is to rid them of this negativity ... regularly!!!
←Rate | 09-27-2010 12:24 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wanna know why god invented the womens belly button? So you have a place to put your gum on the way down!
←Rate | 09-27-2010 12:22 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon says "Dyslexics are teople poo"
←Rate | 09-18-2010 13:17 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do guys think more then girls, and why do girls talk more then guys? Because guys have two heads and girls have two sets of lips
←Rate | 09-13-2010 18:43 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon when the only thing you have is a hammer every moron resembles a nail
←Rate | 09-11-2010 20:05 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon apparently I'm not wearing a sweater vest but rather a "quilted wife beater" priceless
←Rate | 09-11-2010 20:03 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some of the ugliest faces in this world hide behind a 12 pack of beer
←Rate | 09-11-2010 19:35 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon CRAP.... look who's online..LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT....."Hey whats up?..s***!!
←Rate | 09-08-2010 01:23 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't turn a ho into a housewife unless you're playing Scrabble.
←Rate | 09-05-2010 14:40 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon My cellphone is mixing people up (surprise this would only happen to me) So if you get a picture of my left tit..apoligies in advance!!
←Rate | 09-02-2010 18:06 by ANGELA Comments (0)  




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