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   messageicon Saw one of those electric cars zip by me the othee day. Finally its starting to look like The Jetsons around here!
←Rate | 02-26-2012 22:41 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow... My boyfriend deleted me off Facebook last night.. I was single and didnt even know it!
←Rate | 02-19-2012 18:52 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if were all dead and this is our hell?
←Rate | 02-19-2012 13:55 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who constantly think their spouse is always cheating on them..Should just stay single and miserable forever.
←Rate | 02-19-2012 10:26 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon its sad that the teenagers born after 93... Will never get to truely remember Whitney Houston..
←Rate | 02-12-2012 21:26 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its kinda awkward seeing Chris Brown dance around after seeing him naked...
←Rate | 02-12-2012 20:35 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have over 200 cds.. This iPod better be ready for this nonsense I call music!
←Rate | 02-07-2012 19:52 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet if Tom Brady wore his UGGS Boots last night he probably would have played a lot better!
←Rate | 02-06-2012 09:51 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seriously.. Shouldnt the etrade baby be like 7 by now?
←Rate | 02-05-2012 23:46 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I use to be a tight end... Now I'm a wide reciever!
←Rate | 02-05-2012 19:15 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know its a sad epidemic when"MILFS" are now considered "Barely Legal" in the porn industry..
←Rate | 02-02-2012 12:28 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think its safe to say.. We all have that one co-worker that doesnt know when to STFU!
←Rate | 01-31-2012 08:28 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know when the police arrive at your job at 9am on a Monday... Its going to be an interesting day.
←Rate | 01-30-2012 09:30 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A good man will admit when hes wrong.. A really good man will change the subject... Without the other party even realizing it..
←Rate | 01-29-2012 20:40 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next time a girl pisses you off... Just tell her your guna slap the sh!t out of her t!tt!es.. Wait for her facial reaction to change.. And then walk away like a BOSS!
←Rate | 01-29-2012 15:07 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love when my friends tell me they have 3 or 4 days off from work. Then want to make plans to go out and expect me to pay the bill because their check sucked. Well maybe your a$$ should of went to work instead of bragging about being off.
←Rate | 01-29-2012 15:05 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love when my friends lock their keys in their car... And then call me like I can do something about it.. Just because I'm black doenst mean I know how to break into cars!
←Rate | 01-28-2012 15:50 by @Seanathon77 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Have you ever watched you sister or gf actually play a fightin game? Its like watchin a cat on ice playin with bubble wrap.
←Rate | 01-26-2012 22:03 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love when people hurt your feelings on purpose.. Then yell j/k as they walk away...
←Rate | 01-24-2012 23:41 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know if you add the word t!tty to the end of some of your sentences... It just seem to flow right in.
←Rate | 01-24-2012 22:00 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  




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