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   messageicon I love watching two girls meet for the first time. Its easily the fakest thing I have ever seen.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 12:29 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Twitter: What's happening? Facebook: What are you thinking? MySpace: Where is everybody?!
←Rate | 05-12-2011 12:28 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't tell me your sorry when your not, you only say sorry when you get caught.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 12:27 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Nike, I did it. Now what happens? Sincerely, Pregnant teen.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 12:26 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who say you "tweet too much" need to take their asses back to MYSPACE cause you won't be seeing anything "too much".
←Rate | 05-12-2011 12:25 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Google, You bring up millions of results, if I don't see what I want on the first page, I asume it's not there Sincerely EVERYONE.
←Rate | 05-11-2011 23:02 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Facebook really did have a dislike button.. some serious drama would go down
←Rate | 05-11-2011 22:46 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who still call radio stations to request songs are the same people who still updates their MySpace profiles
←Rate | 05-09-2011 10:51 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear mom, You may have seen me naked when I was a baby, but that was 15 years ago. Sincerely, please learn to knock.
←Rate | 05-08-2011 14:16 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Mothers Day to all the stay at home dads
←Rate | 05-08-2011 13:11 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aside from Confirm & ignore, friend requests should have a "WHO ARE YOU" button
←Rate | 05-07-2011 18:08 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't sacrifice your friends for your "loved one". Because if your "loved one" is making you leave your friends...there's something wrong.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 13:55 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  


   messageicon having you ever eaten an apple with a worm in it? well buy an iphone and you will feel like that.
←Rate | 04-17-2011 18:41 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didnâ€
←Rate | 04-09-2011 17:35 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  


   messageicon LADIES: If you don't know ur own worth and value...then do NOT expect someone else to calculate it for u.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 00:29 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  




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