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   messageicon Irony is not dead. The U.S. Embassy in Kabul wishes the people of Afghanistan a "Happy and Peaceful Independence Day."
←Rate | 08-19-2011 00:11 by @anikethmendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why cant Govts, like husbands and boyfriends, simply say sorry and defuse a crisis before it goes out of hand???
←Rate | 08-18-2011 12:52 by @anikethmendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon The reason women ask so many questions is because they have an extra why chromosome.................
←Rate | 08-18-2011 12:38 by @anikethmendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets
←Rate | 08-11-2011 14:22 by @anikethmendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon Completed 19 yrs in this life.,.,., but will always be "18 TILL I DIE"
←Rate | 08-11-2011 12:41 by @anikethmendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Hardest Desicion of Our Childhood: Charmander, Squirtle or Baulbasaur.
←Rate | 07-29-2011 09:29 by @anikethmendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money
←Rate | 07-27-2011 14:18 by @anikethmendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say milk gives you strength. Drink 3 glasses and move a wall. You can't. But drink 3 shots of vodka and see - the wall moves on its own! :p =D
←Rate | 07-20-2011 15:22 by @anikethmendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don always use Internet Explorer, But When I do, Its Always to download another browser. !
←Rate | 07-18-2011 10:03 by @anikethmendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon A beer bottle may not be shaped like a Boomerang but it still comes back to me every weekend :-D ;-) :-)
←Rate | 07-02-2011 01:02 by @anikethmendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon THIS IS CRUEL: 'Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia' is the fear of long words.
←Rate | 06-28-2011 10:12 by @anikethmendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon A beer lover is born with a beer compass within. He always knows where to find it!
←Rate | 06-26-2011 04:35 by @anikethmendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I'm on my death bed, I want my last words to be "Left rS. 10million in the..."
←Rate | 06-22-2011 15:50 by @anikethmendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon If strippers are now called exotic dancers... Then all drug dealers should be referred to as exotic pharmacists
←Rate | 06-22-2011 15:42 by @anikethmendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized...lol :P
←Rate | 06-09-2011 04:39 by @anikethmendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the tv?" I replied "Dust" .
←Rate | 05-12-2011 06:15 by @anikethmendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drinking & driving is extremely dangerous. Yesterday evening while driving, I stuck my arm out of the window to indicate right turn and someone stole my beer...
←Rate | 05-08-2011 11:48 by @anikethmendonca Comments (1)  




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