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   messageicon in America, we will eventually have a President that used to play Pokemon as a child. Scary
←Rate | 11-06-2010 02:37 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There once was a man named Hawking, who got bored of walking He got on a scooter, attached a computer, and now it does all of his talking
←Rate | 11-05-2010 21:01 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i text one of my boss "Whats the difference between this morning and your daughter?".He says "I dont know" .I say "I'm not cuming in this morning
←Rate | 11-03-2010 22:28 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wonders if a cow from china would understand a cow from the US or do they moo different languages?
←Rate | 10-26-2010 21:56 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love: When you take a bubble bath together Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together Marriage: When you give the kids a bath
←Rate | 10-26-2010 00:42 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only reason he had a child is so that he can meet babysitters
←Rate | 10-23-2010 01:11 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've heard that the Eskimos have over 80 words to describe snow. Hell, they should get jobs in the Lipstick Color Naming Department at Revlon
←Rate | 10-22-2010 09:59 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon . Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men ... woman
←Rate | 10-16-2010 14:17 by @seddy90 Comments (1)  


   messageicon What is it with black guys randomly rehearsing an R&B/ rap lyric when walking down the street?
←Rate | 10-16-2010 12:36 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the quickest way to lose 190 pound of ugly fat ? Divorce him
←Rate | 10-16-2010 09:00 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In a world without walls and fences - who needs Windows and Gates?
←Rate | 10-16-2010 00:16 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why were the police ever issued with pepper sprays? Surely this will lead to the creation of more seasoned criminals.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 00:25 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, lady, well, shame on Lionel Richie.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 23:08 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon One of our cats sits on the toilet lid and stares at the shower curtain while we take a shower. We're not sure if he's life-guarding or just amazed about how brave we are.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 22:57 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When Facebook Isnt Working, Twitter goes over capacity, (and MySpace remains unused,) some Americans will finally meet their neigbors
←Rate | 09-23-2010 18:25 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon God's last name is not Dammit
←Rate | 09-18-2010 18:00 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A freak can easily spot a freak even when proffesional business white collar attire
←Rate | 09-14-2010 10:53 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you got a problem with your woman dont go out and get another woman cause now you got 2 problems
←Rate | 09-13-2010 17:06 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anger is one letter short of danger.
←Rate | 09-12-2010 11:28 by @sEddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
←Rate | 09-12-2010 08:24 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  




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