@Seanathon77 Funny Status Messages

   Saw one of those electric cars zip by me the othee day. Finally its starting to look like The Jetsons around here!

   Wow... My boyfriend deleted me off Facebook last night.. I was single and didnt even know it!

   What if were all dead and this is our hell?

   People who constantly think their spouse is always cheating on them..Should just stay single and miserable forever.

   its sad that the teenagers born after 93... Will never get to truely remember Whitney Houston..

   Its kinda awkward seeing Chris Brown dance around after seeing him naked...

   I have over 200 cds.. This iPod better be ready for this nonsense I call music!

   I bet if Tom Brady wore his UGGS Boots last night he probably would have played a lot better!

   Seriously.. Shouldnt the etrade baby be like 7 by now?

   I use to be a tight end... Now I'm a wide reciever!

   You know its a sad epidemic when"MILFS" are now considered "Barely Legal" in the porn industry..

   I think its safe to say.. We all have that one co-worker that doesnt know when to STFU!

   You know when the police arrive at your job at 9am on a Monday... Its going to be an interesting day.

   A good man will admit when hes wrong.. A really good man will change the subject... Without the other party even realizing it..

   Next time a girl pisses you off... Just tell her your guna slap the sh!t out of her t!tt!es.. Wait for her facial reaction to change.. And then walk away like a BOSS!

   I love when my friends tell me they have 3 or 4 days off from work. Then want to make plans to go out and expect me to pay the bill because their check sucked. Well maybe your a$$ should of went to work instead of bragging about being off.

   I love when my friends lock their keys in their car... And then call me like I can do something about it.. Just because I'm black doenst mean I know how to break into cars!

   Have you ever watched you sister or gf actually play a fightin game? Its like watchin a cat on ice playin with bubble wrap.

   I love when people hurt your feelings on purpose.. Then yell j/k as they walk away...

   You know if you add the word t!tty to the end of some of your sentences... It just seem to flow right in.