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   messageicon People say I am so cruel, but I have the heart of a small child...in a jar on my desk...
←Rate | 03-09-2011 02:20 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon My parents are gone! I should do something crazy that I'm not allowed to do!... *Drinks milk straight from the carton*.... God I'm so badass.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 02:19 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear person next to me in class, -->PLEASE WRITE BIGGER<-- Sincerely, didn't study.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 02:16 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your teacher puts 2x + 5x2 ÷ -8 + 21 on the board & tells you to "solve the problem"...get up, & erase the board. problem solved b*tch
←Rate | 03-09-2011 02:15 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teacher: Where's your homework? You: ...My dog ate it. Teacher: Your dog ate it? You: Okay! Okay! I fed it to him, so what?
←Rate | 03-09-2011 02:13 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looking forward to long car rides, So you can listen to your ipod for what feels like forever
←Rate | 03-09-2011 02:10 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear gas prices, I love it when you go down on me. Sincerely, pretty please?
←Rate | 03-09-2011 02:09 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Would you like to share that with the class? Yes, of course. That's why I was whispering it.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 02:02 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon WHEN I SAY "NO OFFENSE, BUT...." YEAH, I'M ABOUT TO OFFEND YOU.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:55 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know those filters in your head that tell you its a bad idea to say something. Yeah well, I think mines broken.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:55 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon WHY do people point at their wrist while asking the time? I don't point at my crotch while asking where the toilet is!
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:52 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be strong, вєαυтιfυℓ , because things will get better. It may be stormy now, But ιт ¢αи'т яαιи fσяєνєя
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:50 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone had their daily dose of Douche-Juice today!
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:48 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Raisins are just senior citizen grapes.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:48 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boy: Hey babe wanna come over later and watch me play COD? Girl: Nah I have this thing.. Boy: What thing? Girl: A life. Boy:.....
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:46 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Harry Potter made wizards cool again, Left 4 Dead made zombies cool again, The Dark Knight made superheroes cool again, Twilight made vampires uncool forever!
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:44 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon rσsєs αrє rєd, víσlєts αrє вluє. díd чσu αctuαllч thínk í'd crч σvєr чσu? í tσld чσu í lσvєd чσu, чσu вєlíєvєd ít wαs truє. guєss whαt вαвч? чσu gσt plαчєd tσσ.♥
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:42 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon The awkward moment...When you see someone wearing a skirt that looks like it could be a belt
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:40 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon That awkward moment when The world doesn't end in 2012 And a lot of girls are pregnant...
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:34 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear periods, You are the true definition of "bloody hell." Sincerely, Girls
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:33 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  




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